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Monday, July 30, 2018

“Dogsbreath Devereaux, The Dastardly Doctor”


Barnstormers Theatre was founded in 1952 by Mike Spooner and by 1961 the organization had purchased a 1925 church building at 112 NE Evelyn Avenue in Grants Pass, Oregon.  


Converting the building into a theater, the mortgage was eventually paid off through ticket sales and private donations.  Barnstormers Theatre is now Oregon’s oldest continuous community theater, with a special focus on encouraging and developing new talent from the community.  They have now produced more than 230 plays over their half-century history.


They are a non-profit Oregon corporation with a paid staff of only one - the theater manager. All others involved in the production are volunteers simply working for the love of live community theater, maybe some tip money and a few free tickets.

As I took my seat in this intimate little theater I counted 87 seats and a stage that one could almost reach out and touch from the first row.  I had purchased tickets for the Sunday afternoon matinee of the melodrama “Dogsbreath Devereau, The Dastardly Doctor” written by Billy St. John.   

As the curtain opens you are transported to an emergency room in the Hanover D. Cash Clinic.  Dr. Dogsbreath Devereaux is in charge of the clinic that is owned by a wealthy widow named Lotta Cash. Dr. Devereaux had concoted plans to gain control of the clinic and Lotta's millions by marrying Lotta -- and then arranging for her to have a little "accident."  Helping him is the nasty nurse, Hilda Hatchet, whom he promises to wed after he gets rid of Lotta.  The loathsome plan becomes complicated when a virtuous and innocent nurse, Wendy March, comes to work at the clinic.

Nurse Wendy March overhears the plot to get rid of Lotta and finds herself in danger as well.  Can Dr. Phil Good, the hero, save Wendy and the unsuspecting Lotta from certain death. With an abundance of crazy patients and a plot filled with murder and mayhem, this melodrama had us booing, cheering or laughing from start to finish.  This is a typical melodrama complete with a lecherous villain, a beautiful young heroine, a handsome and noble hero, and a cast of quirky comedic characters.

This melodrama run through the middle of August.  Adult tickets are $15 and Seniors are $10.  For more information or to purchase tickets check out Barnstormers Theatre.



Saturday, July 7, 2018

NORWEGIAN PEAL and SHIP ACTIVITIES


I do not recommend a 21-day Panama Canal cruise for a “first time cruiser” but as a seasoned traveler, I LOVE the sea days.  This is the time to meet new people, reunite with old friends, nurture friendships, learn new things, try new foods, play games and a host of other things. 
Norwegian Pearl
I have been on cruises and overheard people make statements like “I’m so bored.” or “There’s just nothing to do.”  If you are bored on a cruise ship it’s because you want to be and not for lack of activities. 

The check-in process in New Orleans for the Pearl was quick and efficient.  We arrived as a group of 4, via LYFT, just before 10:30am. Our LYFT driver dropped us directly in front of the baggage check-in area. Within minutes our luggage was whisked away.
L to R: Sharon Sparlin, Anne Kirkby, Marci Inman, Eric Kirkby
The doors to the cruise terminal were already open.  As we entered the building we were presented with a Public Health Questionnaire. 


We were also instructed to complete a form for Nicaragua. 

Not really sure why they had us do this form as we were all required to do it again onboard.  Nevertheless, we completed and turned it in when we checked in. 

Once finished with the forms, we walked straight to a check-in station.  Taking somewhere between 5-8 minutes for check-in, we received a GROUP 6 boarding card.  


A few minutes before noon the boarding process began.  It progressed very quickly, was organized and efficient, calling GROUP 6 shortly after noon. 

Cabins are not accessible until 1pm so we proceeded to O’Sheehans Irish Pub, Deck 8, aft for lunch.  It was here that we met friends Steve and Judy Rohrer from Texas.


Rueben Sandwich    Photo: Cruise Critic

An announcement was made at 1:30pm that cabins were ready for occupancy.  Our cabin was 4500, a category OG, inside, port, forward.  Our luggage had not been delivered
and wouldn’t appear until 9pm. 

On the negative side - our cabin steward had not filled our ice bucket, a light was burned out over the vanity area and the refrigerator was locked.  After locating him in the hall I shared our expectations for the remainder of the cruise. I did find him to be somewhat unpleasant at first but about 5 days into the cruise a conversation with him about his family seemed to make him much more cordial. 

On the positive side - a bottle of champagne along with chocolate covered cherries were waiting for us when we returned after the evening show. 

A mandatory fire drill was held at 3:30pm followed at 4pm by a Cruise Critic Sail Away party in the Great Outdoors, Deck 12, Aft.   Our dinner seating was 5:30pm in the Summer Palace Dining Room, Deck 6, Aft.    

We sat at a table for 4 and enjoyed the company of friends Eric and Anne Kirkby from Perth, Australia.  My choices for the evening were clam chowder, crab cakes, New Zealand hake and white chocolate cheesecake.  We had set the tempo for the next 21 days. 




So what can one do on sea days you ask. . . .

Here is a short list of some activities I enjoyed.   



Using the Hot tub



Using the Sauna



Using the Steam Room



Walking the ship’s exercise track



Attending a solo traveler gathering



Constellation Viewing



Acupuncture Lectures



Art Auctions



Emerald Lectures



Sail Away Party



Meet & Greet Party



Champagne Parties



Couples Games



Gift Exchange



Enjoying Lounge Music



Cabin Crawl



Slot Tournaments



Poker Run Tournaments



Hypnosis seminar



Left-Center-Right games



Nightly entertainment in the theater



Cruise Passenger Talent Show



Daily movies



Shore excursions



Team Trivia



The list simply could go on and on.  Some cruisers want to relax and do nothing more than read and take naps.  This is what makes cruising so attractive.  You can be as active or as inactive as want. 

In my earlier days of cruising, back in the 80’s and 90’s, my husband and I would bring along a set of walkie-talkies to stay in touch with each other. With current technology and apps like Whatsapp, a simple text message on my smartphone allows us to quickly reunite.  

My latest adventure was a 21-day Panama Canal cruise on the Norwegian Pearl, starting in New Orleans and ending in Seattle.  With over 200 Cruise Critics on board there were lots of scheduled events and activities, in addition to what the ship offered.  One of my very favorite sea day activities is the LCR game.   Called Left-Center-Right, I was not familiar with the game until 4 years ago but have played it on every cruise since.  After playing this game once you will be hooked. 


LCR or Left-Center-Right is a fast-paced dice game for three or more players, published by George & Company LLC in 1992. It is entirely a game of chance with no skill or thought required.  Maybe this is why I like it so much.  Players make no decisions of any kind, even as to wagering.  The outcome is left entirely to the three dice that come in the game.  It can be purchased at any Walmart, Fred Meyer, Target or even online at Amazon.  The game uses three specially imprinted dice and three betting medium of your choice: chips, pennies, M and M's, unshelled peanuts, cookies, etc.  We use dollars.  I suppose one could use three $5 bills or three $10 bills, but for the cruises we use three $1 bills. 

Players then take turns rolling the six-sided dice, each of which is marked with “L”, “C”, “R” on one side, and a single dot on the three remaining sides. For each "L" or "R" thrown, the player must pass one betting medium - remember we used $1 bills - to the player to his left or right, respectively. A "C" indicates $1 to the center or pot. A dot has no impact, you simply retain your dollars and pass the dice to the next player.


If a player has fewer than $3, including zero, you are still in the game but how many dollars you have remaining is the number of dice you roll on you turn, rather than rolling all three. For example - If you only have $2 left you can only roll 2 dice.  If I have no dollars remaining you simply pass the dice without rolling and hope that your neighbors to your right and left will roll L's and R's and pass you dollars back.  The winner is the last player with $1 remaining.  That person does not roll the dice and wins the center pot.

Our first sea day on the Pearl brought out 62 people for the LCR game making the pot worth $186.   
Not bad for a $3 investment.  With an average attendance of 60 we divided the group into two rooms.  One room held 24 and the second room carried the balance.  A game will normally take between 60-90 minutes to complete with 40-45 people. 

Unfortunately I didn't win at LCR during this cruise but I did win a couple of bottles of wine at one of the Slot Tournaments.  

Here are some of our happy LCR winners:
Rick Oldham
Vicki Mitchell
Mike Hull
One of my favorite meals onboard was the specialty restaurant Le Bistro, Deck 8, mid ship.  This is Norwegian’s signature French restaurant featuring Mediterranean, nouveau and classic French cuisine.  Seating was at 5:30pm and our waiter was Gautam Kabiraj. 
L to R:  Sharon Sparlin, Gautam Kabiraj
First we were presented with smoked salmon pate and lightly toasted French bread compliments of the Chef.  Next was escargot followed by four mushroom soup.  My entrée was a seafood pastry that included shrimp and scallops.  It was masterfully presented incorporating asparagus as crab legs.  This scrumptious meal was accompanied by a hand picked Reisling by our waiter Gautum.  Dessert was a fabulous vanilla crème brulee. 

My second most favorite meal was another specialty restaurant Cagney’s Steakhouse, deck 13, mid ship.  Seating was 5:15pm and we enjoyed the company of our Australian friends Eric and Anne Kirkby.  Appetizer was a shrimp cocktail followed by split pea soup.  The entrée was a petite filet mignon accompanied by grauton potatoes and roasted mushrooms.   Our waiter Musa was from Gambia West Africa and he was a true delight.  He radiated a beautiful smile and was attentive to our every need.  Dessert this night would be a decadent Oreo Cheesecake.

I had mixed feelings on the nightly entertainment. My favorite was a vocal trio calling themselves “Uptown”.  These three young men out of New York displayed amazing choreography and showmanship as well as smooth vocal harmonies.  I would categorize them as similar to the Temptations but with moves like the Jackson 5 and energy of a Bruno Mars.
Another great show was the fingers of piano showman Steven Kane.  He was simply fantastic and he absolutely pushes the keys to their limits.  He includes jazz, ragtime and classical, and does hits from Billy Joel, Elton John & Jerry Lee Lewis.


Nicola Ward was another favorite.  Hailing from the U.K., she presented “Unscripted Journey” with her powerhouse vocal performance.  Her journey included timeless songs, iconic artists and feel good anthems across the decades.  She included pop, soul, rhythm and blues, classical and musical theatre.


Duo Quintessence was another outstanding show.  They effortlessly combine elements of strength, flexibility, grace, power, precision and passion.  Their mesmerizing aerial performance was an astounding display of acrobatic artistry.

Although I am Plantinum status with Norwegian Cruise Lines, one of the things I dislike about the company is the “nickel an dime” approach they used.   The drink package runs $89 a day plus a 20% mandatory gratuity, daily service charges run $14.50 per person, wifi $30 a day, bingo $40, a 5x7 photo $25, and so on and so on.

Four days before our schedule disembarkation we received information outlining the “Port Valet” service being offered by the Port of Seattle.  This service is free of charge and allows you to check in your luggage, obtain your boarding passes and disembark the ship without every touching your luggage again until you reach your destination.  For me this was Medford, Oregon.


Disembarkation in Seattle was as quick and easy as boarding in New Orleans.  Because we had taken advantage of the “Port Valet” service four days earlier, we were able to take the “self assist” disembarkation option.  In order to use this option you must be able to carry all of your bags ashore on your own and you can disembark anytime between 7:45am-8:30am. 

Why do I continue to cruise you ask?  It’s the people and lifetime relationships formed.  Meet some of my new friends. 
Jon Garth Swim and Marci Inman
Big Al and Jan Malone

Bob and Judy Grevett

Eric and Anne Kirkby

Jeff and Gail Lombardi

Jim and Debbie Oldham
Judy Rohrer

Mark and Katie Ostheller
Mark and Michelle Thomas

Michael Wilson and Vicki Mitchell

Mike and Paula Hull
Peter Lowe and Jan White

Randall Amero

Rick and Debbie Blue

Wayne and Arlette Nunez















Thursday, July 5, 2018

SAN PEDRO and the QUEEN MARY


April 26, 2018 (Day 19) of our Panama Canal cruise. The Norwegian Pearl docked in Los Angeles (San Pedro) just after midnight with a departure scheduled at 4:00pm. This is the first port of entry into the United States so mandatory customs and immigration processing is required for all passengers. 

The customs and immigration process did not begin until 7:00am, and then only passengers who were on the Norwegian organized shore excursions were allowed off.  The remaining passengers were released at timed intervals based on cabin location.

Group A                     7:30am            Decks 11, 14 and 15
Group B                     8:00am            Deck 10
Group C                     8:30am            Deck 9
Group D                     9:00am            Deck 4 and 5
Group E                     9:30am            Deck 8

For passengers not taking a Norwegian shore excursion you would think you could simply walk through customs and immigration and then immediately re-board the ship.  Think again.  The clearing process was very annoying as you are restricted from returning to the ship until ALL passengers have cleared the ship.  If you found yourself in the 7:30am group this meant you would not be able to re-board until 10:00am at the earliest. 

I had pre-arranged a 10:00am private tour of the Queen Mary with Commodore Everette HoardOur little group of four would consist of Eric and Anne Kirkby from Perth, Australia along with myself and my cabin partner Marci Inman.


Eric and Anne exited the ship at 7:30am but Marci and I were not scheduled until 9:00am as we were in GROUP D.  We were finally released at 9:25am, putting our friends 2 hours ahead of us.  By the time our line arrived at the immigration center it was 9:55am.   

Once cleared, Marci and I began making our way to the escalator leading to the terminal exit.  As I glanced up I noticed Eric and Anne sitting in a tiny immigration room.  They were not given clearance because of a passport issue so they found themselves sitting in a waiting room for over 2 hours.  Marci and I were not allowed in the room nor did the authorities allow us to talk with them.  We were forced to leave the terminal and wonder when we might see them again. 

Unfortunately there are no seats inside the terminal and very few outside.  Marci and I did manage to finally secure a bench and I placed a call to the Queen Mary to advise we were running late.  Fortunately within ten minutes Eric and Anne emerged from the terminal.  The passport number for Anne had been incorrectly input by the cruise ship company.  Problem solved and we were ready to head to the Queen Mary.  LYFT to the rescue.  The car arrived within 1 minute, the cost was $12.49 and it took 16 minutes to complete the trip. 

Commodore Everette Hoard met us at the red carpet looking simply stunning in his dress blues.  Even though I had never met him I instantly knew it was him.   

Commodore Everette’s love affair with the Queen Mary began at the age of 4 and by the time he turned 20, his family had moved to California, allowing him to be close to his first love.  Beginning his career with the Queen in 1981, he took over as Commodore in 2009. 
Commodore Everette Hoard
As the Commodore escorted the four of us into the ticketing area we came across four fellow passengers - Steve and Judy Rohrer from Texas and Big Al and Jan Malone from Vancouver, Washington.   With permission from the Commodore, I was pleased that they were allowed to join our private tour. 
The Commodore and I
We had secured Grand Voyage Passports for our visit and discovered that this type of ticket also included our admission to the “Diana: Legacy of a Princess” exhibit,  “Churchill” exhibit,  “Titanic in Photographs” exhibit and also the “Queen Mary 4-D Theater".  With so much to see, time was of the essence.  We had to be back onboard by 3:30pm.

The R.M.S. Queen Mary began her maiden voyage May 27, 1936. She is 1,019.5 feet long, 118 feet wide, 185 feet high and contains 12 decks.  She offered 22 first class suites, 328 first class staterooms and 18 first class public rooms accommodating 815 passengers.Second class comprised 303 staterooms and 9 public rooms accommodating 787 passengers.  Third class contained 309 staterooms with 6 public rooms for 573 passengers.  She is 81,237 gross tons and is made of high tensile steel plating with 2,000 portholes all held together by 10 million rivets The Titanic, in comparison, used only 3 million.  The Queen carried approximately 2,000 passengers and 1,200 crew members.

The Queen Mary also held the record as the fastest ship in world, snatching the title from the French liner Normandie in August 1936.  In 1937 the Normandie re-claimed the title but the Queen won it back in 1938 and held it for the next 14 years.  She crossed the Atlantic in 3 days 20 hours and 42 minutes at a speed of 31.69 knots (around 36 or 37 land mph), using a barrel of oil every 12 seconds.  Most impressive to say the least.

Each chain attached to her two great anchors is 990 feet (165 fathoms) long and weighs 145 tons. Each link has a diameter of 4⅛ inch and weighs 225 pounds.  The anchors themselves weigh in at 16 tons each.

THE QUEEN MARY CHIEF FEATURES
Number of passengers: 2,000
Number of crew: 1,050
Classes: First, Tourist and Third
Overall length: 1,019 feet
Beam: 118 feet
Depth (from keel to superstructure top): 135 feet
Depth (from keel to masthead): 234 feet
Number of funnels: 3
Diameter (larger) of funnels: 30 feet
Circumference of funnels (approx.): 100 feet
Number of propellers: 4
Weight of propellers (approx.): 35 tons each
Number of boilers: 27
Working pressure of boilers, per square inch: 400lb
Steam temperature: 700 deg. (Fahr.)
 56 different kinds of wood veneers were used
Different types of wood on display
Many of the scenes from the TV mini-series “Winds of War” starring Robert Mitchum were filmed on the Queen Mary in the Main Hall and Main Staircase. The Observation Bar is also a popular spot for Hollywood.  Feature films shot here include: ”Being John Malkovich” with Cameron Diaz,  “The Aviator” staring Leonardo DiCaprio also “Out to Sea” with Walter Mathau and Jack Lemmon.  More recently “He’s Just Not That Into You” staring, Jennifer Aniston and Ben Afleck was filmed. 

As we made our way around the ship I was constantly amazed at both the beauty and the history surrounding this icon, not to mention the facts and stories that Commodore Everette shared, all from memory.  I found him to be so inspiring and enthusiastic with a true zeal for anything and everything relating to the Queen.  Several times he would say  “Now this is one of my favorite rooms.”   He just made me smile.  

I could write volumes about my tour and perhaps some day I may.  For now, I will highlight a couple of my favorites.  First, the First Class Main Hall, whose theme was music.  Without a doubt this is the grandest room on the Queen Mary and also one of the largest and finest ever built aboard any ship in human history.  Designed to seat the entire compliment of over 800 first class passengers in one sitting, the room retains many aspects of her early magnificence.
Passengers enjoying dinner on maiden voyage 1936
View in 1936
Current view
"Unicorns in Battle" at one end of hall

A fascinating voyage tracking decorative map, 24ft. by 15ft. occupies a position at the forward end of the room. The work of Mr. MacDonald Gill, F.R.I.B.A., this map represents the North Atlantic Ocean. He incorporates a clock and the vessel’s summer and winter courses with an illuminated model in crystal indicating the position of the ship on the voyage between Bishop’s Rock and the Nantucket lightships.
Voyage tracking map
Another striking feature is a series of carvings by Mr. Bainbridge Copnall.  These carved plaques, 14 in total, illustrate the history of the art of shipbuilding through the ages.
Depicting the Great Eastern, Mauretania, Queen Mary and Britannia

The Queen Mary also houses many attractions, shops and various dining options.  She has a variety of gift and souvenir stores that cater to those who love to shop.  For those who love art, the ship still houses some of her original Art-Deco pieces.  She also features great sightseeing views from her Promenade and Sun Deck.  
Shops in Main Hall
Stores onboard

Stores onboard

Stores onboard

There is even a great hotel onboard for those who want to experience the ultimate on the Queen.  Passengers have the option of staying on A deck, B deck or M deck.  There are many different cabins available ranging from small twin bed cabins to luxurious first class staterooms.


 



You will be able to view the world’s largest brick model of the Queen Mary on display. Built on a 1/40 scale, it contains 250,000 lego bricks, the brainchild of Ed Diment, co-found of Bright Bricks of England.  The project required four builders four months to complete and stands 26 feet wide weighing over 600 pounds.
Lego Model of the Queen Mary  

Other sights around the ship. 



Wheelhouse




Promenade Walk


Elevator bank

 

 
From the Titanic Exhibit

From the Titanic Exhibit

View from the deck

Titanic Exhibit

Art-deco bar


Reception

Diana Exhibit
Beautiful woods
Oh, I almost forgot to mention - she has been voted as one of the top 10 most haunted places in America by Time Magazine.  Haunted tours are offered but time wouldn't permit us to find out for ourselves.  Oh darn. 
Now what room did that ghost duck into?
The date was September 3, 1939 and the Second World War had begun in Europe. Queen Mary was at sea, two days away from ending her one hundred and forty third Atlantic crossing.  In a coded message from the British admiralty, Captain Irving was instructed to put his ship on full war alert.  He was ordered to “take all necessary precautions” to ensure the liners safe arrival in New York and to give particular attention to the threat of submarine attack. There were 2,332 passengers aboard during that last civilian crossing.  Bob Hope and his wife Dolores were two of those passengers.
 
Many people are familiar with the Atlantic passenger transport of the Queen Mary but more importantly was the role she played as a troopship from 1940-1947.   She is undeniably the most famous troopship still in existence today.
Queen Mary painted battleship gray
In March of 1940, the Queen Mary was the first Cunard liner called up by the admiralty for active war duty as a troopship.  Her well-known Cunard colors of black, white, and red were replaced with a coat of drab, gray paint.  Even the letter spelling our QUEEN MARY on the bow and stern were blocked out.   Most of her carpeting, furniture, artwork and fragile fittings were removed along with 200 cases of crystal, china and silverware.  They were housed for the duration of the war in Cunard warehouses along the Hudson.

On March 21, 1940 at 8:00am the Queen Mary left New York harbor escorted by the United States Coast Guard and the New York Police Department and headed to Sydney, Australia.  Aptly nicknamed the Gray Ghost, all of the windows, as well as the portholes, were blocked out and every crack or crevice that light could possibly seep thru was sealed up so that after dark, with no external lights on and all internal light contained, the Queen Mary could pass thru waters swiftly, silently and undetected.  Troops were carried up to 15,000 at a time across the dangerous submarine infested seas.
Loaded with troops
December 1944
Meals were served twice a day, food provisions for a 6 day sailing were 124,000 pounds of potatoes, 53,000 pounds of butter, eggs and milk powder, 31,000 pounds of sugar, coffee, tea, 29,000 pounds of fresh fruit, 31,000 pounds of canned fruit, 18,000 pounds of jam, 155,000 pounds of meat and poultry, 21,000 pounds of bacon and ham, 76,000 pound of flour and cereal, 4,600 pounds of cheese.  In addition there were 9 canteens aboard which required 40,000  bottles of soft drinks, 5,000 cartons of cigarettes, 400 pounds of candy and several crates of toothpaste, shaving crème, razor blades, etc.  Some 6,500 tons of fresh water was pumped aboard as well.  Fresh water was rationed during voyages.  Each soldier was given a half of a gallon of fresh water for the 5 day crossing. 

The Queen Mary would make 72 wartime voyages, transporting 800,000 troops between 1940 – 1946.  Her record number of passengers was 16,683 in July of 1943.  That still stands as the largest number of human beings ever transported on one vessel in the history of the world.  She crossed the Atlantic in approximately 5 days traveling at anywhere from 25 –29 knots or approximately 30 miles per hour.

The war ended in 1945 but the Queen Mary was not finished with her troop transfer service.  After being demilitarized and refitted, she became part of the U.S. Army “Operation Diaper” or more commonly known as the “Bride and Baby Shuttle”.  From February thru September of 1946 Queen Mary made 13 round trips between Southampton and New York.  She safely transported  nearly 25% of all service dependants brought from Europe in the year following the end of World War II. 
47,783 "war brides" and 21,950 children were transported by the Queen Mary
In May 1967, Cunard Line announced that the Queen Mary would be retired and sold. The City of Long Beach submitted the highest bid of $3,450,000. A final voyage took 39-days, traveling 14,500 miles from Southampton, England, to Long Beach due to the fact that she was too large to pass through the Panama Canal.  Instead, she traveled down the coast of South America and then into the Pacific Ocean via Cape Horn, arriving in Long Beach on December 9, 1967.

A 20-year refurbishing project included repainting.  It required 20 tons of paint, cost $4.5M and took 10 months to complete.  In a word the Queen Mary is simply STUNNING! 

There are very few ships still in existence that compare to the innate beauty and rich history of the RMS Queen Mary.  She is perhaps, the most legendary liner to ever sail the oceans. 
But she isn’t just a ship, she’s a legend.  She definitely speaks of a nostalgic and bygone era.  
Commodore
Thank you Commodore Everette for making the tour so very special.  With the clock fast approaching 3pm I called a LYFT driver.  Arriving within 5 minutes the return trip took 15 minutes at a cost of $14.11.